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All costs are negotiable (depends on what the performance entails).

  • Voicemail or Answering Machine Message

    David will leave a message on your voicemail or answering machine. You choose an impression and either you or David can write what will be said.

  • Phone Call

    Great for birthdays, job changes, graduations, and other events. Choose an impression, either you or David can decide what is to be said. When David calls, he can identify myself, say who asked to call, or leave them wondering.

  • Personal Appearance

    Great for parties, meetings, conventions, and more. Contact David to get together and discuss all options for the event.